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I RISE FROM THE GRAVE.

RUN, RUN PUNY MORTALS.

No wait, it didn't. My life is boring.

I leave you with this.

Seriously, a three day ban for posting "Hey look, a Cat?" A topic right above mine is titled "Fuck the Police" and MY topic gets deleted and banned? Jesus.

Hey look, a bat.

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE INTERNET BUT I'M USING IT ANYWAY, AM I COOL NOW.

NO PICTURE THIS TIME.

ALSO, I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY.

ALSO ALSO, CAPS LOCK YAY.

I locked a thread and everything.

This guy is like, my idol.

Discuss.

...After a few more weeks of inactivity. Not like anyone cares, anyway.

I'M BATMAN.....

This is an Art collab between me and McJesus. The whole thing was in three steps:

1. McJesus posts picture with just himself in it, he must have been bored, or something.
2. I stick Joshua from The World Ends with You and myself in there because I was bored.
3. McJesus corrects the picture.

There are some things only I can answer, so ask them here, Damnit!

Stats:
Number of Weeks up: 0
Questions answered: 6

If you can't think of anything, maybe my custom motivational poster can help you!

I hate looking at a great Flash and seeing shitty, one word reviews that don't help at all.

This is how they always look:
*Picture* "I liked it"
submission: A great flash
Reviewed by: Some NG dumbass
Review: It was good

What does this contribute? Reviews are supposed to give the Artist ideas on what to improve in his/her next Flash, and give Users an idea if it is a good flash. These shitty reviews just take up space on the computer screen.

I haven't written a review in a long time, but this has insprired me to start writing reviews again, if only to try to contribute to the site what thosands of users seem incapable of doing.

I call to the users of Newgrounds who have brains! (If you find yourself wondering wether you have a brain, you probably don't.)

WRITE GOOD REVIEWS!

Also, if you're going to flame me about my sarcastic Metal Gear Awesome 3 review, or my review of Metal Gear Awesome 2, please fuck off, this post is about shit reviews in general, not your precious Egoraptor.